Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Karma Strikes

Perhaps as vengeance for my consuming of another mammals small intestines, I am now having all the juice wrung out of my digestive system very slowly. At least that is what it feels like; whatever it is, is the one of the worst stomachaches ever. Argh! I would say "Oy, I will never eat another animal's digestive system again!" but I am not superstitious. Therefore, I say, "Oy, I cannot wait until this is over so that I can eat more intestines! Or anything. Or stand up straight."
I really hope it wasn't the intestines that disagree with me, that would be quite disappointing.

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